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An exasperated Chicago husband and his status-hungry wife attempt to climb the social ladder in six comic misadventures.

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Three Kings and a Pair

five iron men to have you bored to death.”

“You got me wrong,” says Bishop. “The piece was gave by a bunch o’ supers the time I went. I’d like to see it with a real cast. They say it’s a whiz when it’s acted right.”

“There!” says the Missus. “That settles it. You can change the tickets tomorrow.”

So I was stopped and they wasn’t no more to say, and after a w’ile we had dinner and then I seen why Bishop was so skinny. ’Parently he hadn’t tasted fodder before for a couple o’ mont’s.

“It must keep you busy writin’ them scenarios,” I says. “No time to eat or nothin’.”

“Oh, I eat oncet in a w’ile even if I don’t look it,” he says. “I don’t often get a chance at food that’s cooked like this. Your wife’s some dandy little cook!”

“It runs in the family, I guess,” says Bessie. “You’d ought to taste my cookin’.”

“Maybe he will some day,” says the Missus, and then her and Bessie pretended like they’d made a break and was embarrassed.

So when he was through I says:

“Leave Bess take Bishop out in the kitchen and show him how she can wash dishes.”

“Nothin’ doin’,” says the Wife. “I’m goin’ to stack them and then I and you’s got to hurry and keep our date.”

“What date?” I says.

“Over to Hatch’s,” says the Missus. “You hadn’t forgotten, had you?”

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