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A collection of short science fiction stories by Noel Loomis.

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You Too Can Be a Millionaire

machine on earth⁠—and do you know, Mark”⁠—she paused dramatically⁠—“I think the Machine is the government! Roll up your chair, Mark.”

Mark did. “But doesn’t there have to be somebody to take care of the Machine?” he asked, holding her chair.

“Not that I know of. They said it was perfect⁠—that barring an earthquake it would run for a thousand years without a human hand.”

The iron-juice cocktail was pretty good, the way Penelope had flavored it with enzymes. But Mark inevitably got back to the thing that worried him. “What will happen when that release slip of mine goes through for thirty-five thousand points?”

Penelope raised her white eyebrows. “I don’t know, but undoubtedly something drastic. I’ll tell you what. I’ll hold your slip for a while and you go out and see if you can get some points on your credit side. Stir up a little trouble. Get the points first and argue after.”⁠ ⁠…

Mark went out and tried to get some points next day, but he couldn’t seem to get his heart in his work. It was all so pointless. Why couldn’t the old lady give him back that slip, anyway? Mark got pretty much in the dumps, and after he managed to get his foot stepped on and demanded three hundred points, only to be countered by a claim of four hundred for hurting the other man’s instep, he began to feel very low indeed.

At the end of the week he was walking slowly along the street watching for Conley, because he was getting further in the red every day, when he saw a foot stuck out in his way and heard a voice say, “Don’t you stumble over my lame foot,” and he looked up and saw the old lady. Her black eyes were soft. “You don’t look happy, Mark.”

“No.” He held out his card.

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