Myra
You’ve been consistently rude to me for hours.
David
Never mind.
Myra
Why have you?
David
I’m always rude to people I like.
Myra
Do you like me?
David
Enormously.
Myra
How sweet of you!
David
But I don’t like your methods.
Myra
Methods? What methods?
David
You’re far too pleasant to occupy yourself with the commonplace.
Myra
And you spoil yourself by trying to be clever.