“Have just had most incredible and grotesque experience. May I consult you?

“Scott Eccles,

“Post Office, Charing Cross.”

“Have just had most incredible and grotesque experience. May I consult you?

“Scott Eccles,

“Post Office, Charing Cross.”

“Man or woman?” I asked.

“Oh, man, of course. No woman would ever send a reply-paid telegram. She would have come.”

“Will you see him?”