novel, like gossip, becomes at last vicious, and, like gossip, all the more vicious because it is always ostensibly on the side of the angels. Mrs. Bolton’s gossip was always on the side of the angels. “And he was such a bad fellow, and she was such a nice woman.” Whereas, as Connie could see even from Mrs. Bolton’s gossip, the woman had been merely a mealymouthed sort, and the man angrily honest. But angry honesty made a “bad man” of him, and mealymouthedness made a “nice woman” of her, in the vicious, conventional channeling of sympathy by Mrs. Bolton.
For this reason, the gossip was humiliating. And for the same reason, most novels, especially popular ones, are humiliating too. The public responds now only to an appeal to its vices.
Nevertheless, one got a new vision of Tevershall village from Mrs. Bolton’s talk. A terrible, seething welter of ugly life it seemed: not at all the flat drabness it looked from outside. Clifford of course knew by sight most of the people mentioned, Connie knew only one or two. But it sounded really more like a Central African jungle than English village.
“I suppose you heard as Miss Allsopp was married last week! Would you ever! Miss Allsopp, old James’s daughter, the boot-and-shoe Allsopp. You know they built a house up at Pye Croft. The old man died last year from a fall: eighty-three, he was, an’ nimble as a lad. An’ then he slipped on Bestwood Hill, on a slide as the lads ’ad made last winter, an’ broke his thigh, and that finished him, poor old man, it did seem a shame. Well he left all his money to Tattie: didn’t leave the boys a penny. And Tattie, I know, is five years—yes, she’s fifty-three last autumn. And you know they were such Chapel people, my word! She taught Sunday School for thirty years, till her father died. And then she started carrying on with a fellow from Kinbrook, I don’t know if you know him, an oldish fellow with a red nose, rather dandified, Willcock, ’as works in Harison’s woodyard. Well, he’s sixty-five if he’s a day, yet you’d have thought they