“I forgot you had a prejudice against it. I was only ragging you! The papers are full up to the brim with that type of thing. Now listen⁠—how’s this? ‘Two young adventurers for hire. Willing to do anything, go anywhere. Pay must be good.’ (We might as well make that clear from the start.) Then we might add: ‘No reasonable offer refused’⁠—like flats and furniture.”

“I should think any offer we get in answer to that would be a pretty un reasonable one!”

“Tommy! You’re a genius! That’s ever so much more chic. ‘No unreasonable offer refused⁠—if pay is good.’ How’s that?”

“I shouldn’t mention pay again. It looks rather eager.”

“It couldn’t look as eager as I feel! But perhaps you are right. Now I’ll read it straight through. ‘Two young adventurers for hire. Willing to do anything, go anywhere. Pay must be good. No unreasonable offer refused.’ How would that strike you if you read it?”

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