âHe scowled at me, but I had me bit of cheese before I scrubbed. I wasnât bearing him any ill-will, but he got a spite against me, anâ when it was time for me to leave I had a cup of cold gruel, though something hot in the way of tea is the right of evâryone before they leave the House. He wouldnât give me any, so I took the gruel anâ hides it in the garden, anâ then I walks out anâ I asks if thereâs anyone can send me to a committee lady, anâ donât you forget, me dear, thatâs what youâve got to do. Always go to a committee lady. I found one right enough, anâ I asked her very civil if sheâd be kind enough to step up to the House anâ see me breakfast. Anâ she came, God bless her, anâ I showed her me gruel. She put the Master in his place anâ stood by while I had me cup of tea, anâ she wished me a pleasant good morning anâ gave me sixpence. Butâ âââ âKitty spat on her blacklead brushâ ââI canât never go to Tonbridge again.â
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