“She appeared to me to bear a remarkable likeness to her cousin, Miss Glossop, sir.”
“Her cousin! You don’t mean to say she’s Honoria Glossop’s cousin?”
“Yes, sir. Mrs. Pringle was a Miss Blatherwick—the younger of two sisters, the elder of whom married Sir Roderick Glossop.”
“Great Scott! That accounts for the resemblance.”
“Yes, sir.”
“And what a resemblance, Jeeves! She even talks like Miss Glossop.”
“Indeed, sir? I have not yet heard Miss Pringle speak.”
“You have missed little. And what it amounts to, Jeeves, is that, while nothing will induce me to let old Sippy down, I can see that this visit is going to try me high. At a pinch I could stand the prof and wife. I could even make the effort of a lifetime and bear up against Aunt Jane. But to expect a man to mix daily with the girl Heloise—and to do it, what is more, on lemonade, which is all there was to drink at dinner—is to ask too much of him. What shall I do, Jeeves?”
“I think that you should avoid Miss Pringle’s society as much as possible.”
“The same great thought had occurred to me,” I said.
It is all very well, though, to talk airily about avoiding a female’s society; but when you are living in the same house with her and she doesn’t want to avoid you, it takes a bit of doing. It is a peculiar thing in life that the people you most particularly want to edge away from always seem to cluster round like a poultice. I hadn’t been twenty-four hours in the place before I perceived that I was going to see a lot of this pestilence.