“They took a long stick, Jeeves, and—follow me closely here—they tied a darning-needle to the end of it. Then at dead of night, it appears, they sneaked privily into the party of the second part’s cubicle and shoved the needle through the bedclothes and punctured her hot-water bottle. Girls are much subtler in these matters than boys, Jeeves. At my old school one would occasionally heave a jug of water over another bloke during the night watches, but we never thought of effecting the same result in this particularly neat and scientific manner. Well, Jeeves, that was the scheme which Miss Wickham suggested I should work on young Tuppy, and that is the girl you call frivolous and lacking in seriousness! Any girl who can think up a wheeze like that is my idea of a helpmeet. I shall be glad, Jeeves, if by the time I come to bed tonight you have for me in this room a stout stick with a good sharp darning-needle attached.”
“Well, sir—”
I raised my hand.
“Jeeves,” I said. “Not another word. Stick, one, and needle, darning, good, sharp, one, without fail in this room at eleven-thirty tonight.”
“Very good, sir.”
“Have you any idea where young Tuppy sleeps?”
“I could ascertain, sir.”
“Do so, Jeeves.”
In a few minutes he was back with the necessary informash.
“ Mr. Glossop is established in the Moat Room, sir.”
“Where’s that?”
“The second door on the floor below this, sir.”