Edna
You’ll forget all about it.
Fred
No, I won’t. Your smile will always haunt me.
Edna
I’ll bet you’re a wonderful songwriter. No wonder your friends gave you that big dinner.
Fred
It certainly was quite a banquet. I bet some of my pals got a headache today, all right.
Edna
I hope you haven’t got one.
Fred
No. Liquor don’t afflict me like most people.
Edna
I hardly ever touch it myself, only once in a great while, at a party.
Fred
Girls ought to lay off it entirely.
Edna
Quickly covering her slip.
I never touch it.
Fred
Take some of those women in Schenectady and they want to go out somewhere every night and guzzle. Married women, too.
Edna
I don’t see how they can, with a home to take care of.