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the impression, how hard soever Dolly thrusts against it; and last of all, supposing the wax good, and eke the thimble, but applied thereto in careless haste, as her Mistress rings the bell;⁠⸺⁠in any one of these three cases the print left by the thimble will be as unlike the prototype as a brass-jack.

Now you must understand that not one of these was the true cause of the confusion in my uncle Toby’s discourse; and it is for that very reason I enlarge upon them so long, after the manner of great physiologists⁠—to show the world, what it did not arise from.

What it did arise from, I have hinted above, and a fertile source of obscurity it is,⁠—and ever will be,⁠—and that is the unsteady uses of words, which have perplexed the clearest and most exalted understandings.

It is ten to one (at Arthur’s ) whether you have ever read the literary histories of past ages;⁠—if you have, what terrible battles, ’yclept logomachies, have they occasioned and perpetuated with so much gall and ink-shed,⁠—that a good-natured man cannot read the accounts of them without tears in his eyes.

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