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XXXIV

—But I do not choose⁠—

—But you must pay for it, whether you do or no.

Aye! for the salt; said I (I know)⁠⸺⁠

—And for the post too; added he. Defend me! cried I⁠⸺⁠

I travel by water⁠—I am going down the Rhône this very afternoon⁠—my baggage is in the boat⁠—and I have actually paid nine livres for my passage⁠⸺⁠

C’est tout egal ⁠—’tis all one; said he.

Bon Dieu! what, pay for the way I go! and for the way I do not go!

⸺⁠ C’est tout egal ; replied the commissary⁠⸺⁠

⸺⁠The devil it is! said I⁠—but I will go to ten thousand Bastiles first⁠⸺⁠

O England! England! thou land of liberty, and climate of good sense, thou tenderest of mothers⁠—and gentlest of nurses, cried I, kneeling upon one knee, as I was beginning my apostrophe.

When the director of Madam Le Blanc’s conscience coming in at that instant, and seeing a person in black, with a face as pale as ashes, at his devotions⁠—looking still paler by the contrast and distress of his drapery⁠—ask’d, if I stood in want of the aids of the church⁠⸺⁠

I go by water ⁠—said I⁠—and here’s another will be for making me pay for going by oil .

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