“The clever men at Oxford Know all that there is to be knowed. But they none of them know one half as much As intelligent Mr. Toad!

“The animals sat in the Ark and cried, Their tears in torrents flowed. Who was it said, ‘There’s land ahead?’ Encouraging Mr. Toad!

“The army all saluted As they marched along the road. Was it the King? Or Kitchener? No. It was Mr. Toad.