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nydus/Three Men in a BoatPublic

The humorous travelogue of a boating holiday down the Thames taken by three friends and their dog.

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in an unthinking moment, I idly turned the leaves, and began to indolently study diseases, generally. I forget which was the first distemper I plunged into⁠—some fearful, devastating scourge, I know⁠—and, before I had glanced half down the list of “premonitory symptoms,” it was borne in upon me that I had fairly got it.

I sat for awhile, frozen with horror; and then, in the listlessness of despair, I again turned over the pages. I came to typhoid fever⁠—read the symptoms⁠—discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for months without knowing it⁠—wondered what else I had got; turned up St. Vitus’s Dance⁠—found, as I expected, that I had that too⁠—began to get interested in my case, and determined to sift it to the bottom, and so started alphabetically⁠—read up ague, and learnt that I was sickening for it, and that the acute stage would commence in about another fortnight. Bright’s disease, I was relieved to find, I had only in a modified form, and, so far as that was concerned, I might live for years. Cholera I had, with severe complications; and diphtheria I seemed to have been

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