I mused on Kingston, or ā€œKyningestun,ā€ as it was once called in the days when Saxon ā€œkingesā€ were crowned there. Great Caesar crossed the river there, and the Roman legions camped upon its sloping uplands. Caesar, like, in later years, Elizabeth, seems to have stopped everywhere: only he was more respectable than good Queen Bess; he didn’t put up at the public-houses.

She was nuts on public-houses, was England’s Virgin Queen. There’s scarcely a pub of any attractions within ten miles of London that she does not seem to have looked in at, or stopped at, or slept at, some time or other. I wonder now, supposing Harris, say, turned over a new leaf, and became a great and good man, and got to be Prime Minister, and died, if they would put up signs over the public-houses that he had patronised: ā€œHarris had a glass of bitter in this house;ā€ ā€œHarris had two of Scotch cold here in the summer of ’88;ā€ ā€œHarris was chucked from here in December, 1886.ā€

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