We had another drink. Was I on somebodyâs staff? No. He was. It was all balls. We were alone in the club sitting back in one of the big leather sofas. His boots were smoothly polished dull leather. They were beautiful boots. He said it was all balls. They thought only in divisions and manpower. They all squabbled about divisions and only killed them when they got them. They were all cooked. The Germans won the victories. By God they were soldiers. The old Hun was a soldier. But they were cooked too. We were all cooked. I asked about Russia. He said they were cooked already. Iâd soon see they were cooked. Then the Austrians were cooked too. If they got some Hun divisions they could do it. Did he think they would attack this fall? Of course they would. The Italians were cooked. Everybody knew they were cooked. The old Hun would come down through the Trentino and cut the railway at Vicenza and then where would the Italians be? They tried that in âsixteen, I said. Not with Germans. Yes, I said. But they probably wouldnât do that, he said. It was too simple. Theyâd try something complicated and get royally cooked. I had to go, I said. I had to get back to the hospital. âGoodbye,â he said. Then cheerily, âEvery sort of luck!â There was a great contrast between his world pessimism and personal cheeriness.
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