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A police detective attempts to live the American dream in the Chicago suburbs.

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Well, I says, that’s 1 for me.

Are you ahead, ast Grace.

Sure Im ahead, I says.

Well, she says, maybe Mr. Thomas will be luckier this time.

Neither 1 of us done very good on the next hole. Mr. Thomas took 6 strikes and was still 3 ft. from the hole yet and I was just about the same lenth away with 7 strikes. This time he put 1st and I says, Look out, just as he was going to hit the ball, pertending like they was a snake or something behind him. I guess it scared him out of makeing his put because he come about a ft. short of the hole. I made a dandy shot myself and right in to the hole she went. I wish you could of heard Grace squeal. So I win this hole too and now I had 2 holes advantage.

Well Charley it would take too long to tell you the hole game. I was 3 ahead of him when we got to the end of the 1st 9 holes and then we started out on the 1st 1 to go around again and he got with in about 3 ft. of the hole with only 4 strikes and I was way off of the green with 5 strikes so it looked like I was going to loose the hole sure, but what did I do but put the ball clear in to the hole from where I was and it must of been 50 ft. I wish you could of seen Grace. She done all the dances she knowed and hollered like an Indian.

Im through, says Mr. Thomas.

Through, I says, what for.

I havent got no chance, he says. I might play on even turns with you if I had the hired girl out here to cheer me on, but the way things is Im outclassed.

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