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P.S. I pretty near forgot to tell you a good one Charley. When I come home tonight the Mrs. was all excited and as soon as I got in the house she says that the silver cup had been stole. So I says who could of stole it and how did they get in and she says she bet the golf club people come and took it on acct. of me quitting the club and she owned up that she had forgot to lock the front door when she took the babys out this p.m. Well she thought I was going to ball her out but I just scolded her a little for leaveing the door unlocked and then says for her to not worry about the cup because I dident think it was worth much any way. It wasent niether Charley. I know because I sold it to a hawk shop on Clark St. this morning for $4.50.