a real act of kindness he would commit suicide.
“I’m snipping them,” he said.
“Snip on! Snip on!”
“Do you like them snipped much, or only a bit?”
“Medium.”
“All right. I’ll be getting on, then.”
“I should.”
And we parted.
Fellows who know all about that sort of thing—detectives, and so on—will tell you that the most difficult thing in the world is to get rid of the body. I remember, as a kid, having to learn by heart a poem about a bird by the name of Eugene Aram, who had the deuce of a job in this respect. All I can recall of the actual poetry is the bit that goes:
Tum-tum, tum-tum, tum-tumty-tum, I slew him, tum-tum-tum!
But I recollect