all he would be likely to stand, each gang should consider itself entitled to seven minutes of the duke’s society by Jeeves’s stopwatch, and that when their time was up Jeeves should slide into the room and cough meaningly. Then we parted with what I believe are called mutual expressions of goodwill, the Birdsburg chappie extending a cordial invitation to us all to pop out some day and take a look at the new water-supply system, for which we thanked him.
Next day the deputation rolled in. The first shift consisted of the cove we had met and nine others almost exactly like him in every respect. They all looked deuced keen and businesslike, as if from youth up they had been working in the office and catching the boss’s eye and whatnot. They shook hands with the old boy with a good deal of apparent satisfaction—all except one chappie, who seemed to be brooding about something—and then they stood off and became chatty.
“What message have you for Birdsburg, Duke?” asked our pal.
The old boy seemed a bit rattled.
“I have never been to Birdsburg.”
The chappie seemed pained.
“You should pay it a visit,” he said. “The most rapidly-growing city in the country. Boost for Birdsburg!”
“Boost for Birdsburg!” said the other chappies reverently.
The chappie who had been brooding suddenly gave tongue.
“Say!”
He was a stout sort of well-fed cove with one