these, added to what my cousin has told me of the lady’s habits, I think you would be in a position to answer any ordinary question.”
There is something dashed insidious about Jeeves.
Time and again since we first came together he has stunned me with some apparently drivelling suggestion or scheme or ruse or plan of campaign, and after about five minutes has convinced me that it is not only sound, but fruity.
It took nearly a quarter of an hour to reason me into this particular one, it being considerably the weirdest to date; but he did it. I was holding out pretty firmly, when he suddenly clinched the thing.
“I would certainly suggest, sir,” he said, “that you left London as soon as possible and remained hid for some little time in some retreat where you would not be likely to be found.”
“Eh? Why?”
“During the last hour Mrs. Spencer has been on the telephone three times, sir, endeavouring to get into communication with you.”
“Aunt Agatha!” I cried, paling beneath my tan.
“Yes, sir. I gathered from her remarks that she had been reading in the evening paper a report of this morning’s proceedings in the police court.”
I hopped from the chair like a jackrabbit of the prairie. If Aunt Agatha was out with her hatchet, a move was most certainly indicated.
“Jeeves,” I said, “this is a time for deeds,