I suppose you’ve seen in some magazine, These tales of Men’s Success: How Alfred Stout, who was down and out, Won wealth and happiness; How Lucius Polk, who was stony broke, Became well fixed for life. They always say, “I’d be flat today Except for my darling wife.”
Refrain: I remember, I remember When Man was quite a guy; When he didn’t yelp for female help To get him safely by; When he beat the game and climbed to fame By his courage and acumen. But now, by gum, if he ain’t a bum, It’s because of the Little Woman.