The Constant Jay

Oh, will a day, I wonder ever be When S. Jay Kaufman does not write to me! Some days he just solicits information Regarding where I’m going next vacation. Some days he asks me (absolutely solemn) To lay my work aside and write his column. Some days he wants ten dollars, bucks, or beans, To help the starving Middle-Europeans I count that day a flop on land or on sea When S. Jay Kaufman does not write to me!