to be up late you should ought to take a nap in the afternoon.”
Well, sir, my next pardner wasn’t nobody else but the Missus. She’d started at the fourth table and lost the first time, but win the second. She come along with the husband o’ the pardner I’d just had; so here we was family against family, you might say.
“What kind o’ luck you been havin’?” the fella ast me.
“No luck at all,” I says. “But if you’re anywheres near as sleepy as your Missus, I and my wife should ought to clean up this time.”
We didn’t. They held all the cards except in one hand, and that was one my Missus tried to play. I bid first and made it a no trump, as they was three aces in my hand. Old Slumber began to talk in her sleep and says: “Two diamonds.” The Missus bid two hearts. Mr. Sleeper passed, and so did I, as I didn’t have a single heart in my hand and figured the Missus probably had ’em all. She had six, with the king high and then the nine-spot. Our female opponent had only two, and that left five for her husband, includin’ the ace, queen and jack. We was set three.