time between them! Bang! Bang! M. Maniera, who was big and strong, like you, M. Richard, gave two blows to M. Isidore Saack, who was small and weak like M. Moncharmin, saving his presence. There was a great uproar. People in the house shouted, ‘That will do! Stop them! He’ll kill him!’ Then, at last, M. Isidore Saack managed to run away.”
“Then the ghost had not broken his leg?” asked M. Moncharmin, a little vexed that his figure had made so little impression on Mame Giry.
“He did break it for him, sir,” replied Mame Giry haughtily. “He broke it for him on the grand staircase, which he ran down too fast, sir, and it will be long before the poor gentleman will be able to go up it again!”
“Did the ghost tell you what he said in M. Maniera’s right ear?” asked M. Moncharmin, with a gravity which he thought exceedingly humorous.
“No, sir, it was M. Maniera himself. So—”
“But you have spoken to the ghost, my good lady?”
“As I’m speaking to you now, my good sir!” Mame Giry replied.
“And, when the ghost speaks to you, what does he say?”
“Well, he tells me to bring him a footstool!”
This time, Richard burst out laughing, as did Moncharmin and Rémy, the secretary. Only the inspector, warned by experience, was careful not to laugh, while Mame Giry ventured to adopt an attitude that was positively threatening.
“Instead of laughing,” she cried indignantly, “you’d do better to do as M. Poligny did, who found out for himself.”
“Found out about what?” asked Moncharmin, who had never been so much amused in his life.