• Meg⁠—Good.
• Jo⁠—Bad.
• Beth⁠—Very good.
• Amy⁠—Middling.

Meg⁠—Good.

Jo⁠—Bad.

Beth⁠—Very good.

Amy⁠—Middling.

As the President finished reading the paper (which I beg leave to assure my readers is a bona fide copy of one written by bona fide girls once upon a time), a round of applause followed, and then Mr. Snodgrass rose to make a proposition.