you deserve your blessings? Can you lay your hand upon your heart and say that you are worthy of so hysterical a daughter? I do not ask you if you are worthy of such a wife—put Me out of the question—but are you sufficiently conscious of, and thankful for, the pervading moral grandeur of the family spectacle on which you are gazing? These inquiries proved very harassing to R. W. who, besides being a little disturbed by wine, was in perpetual terror of committing himself by the utterance of stray words that would betray his guilty foreknowledge. However, the scene being over, and—all things considered—well over, he sought refuge in a doze; which gave his lady immense offence.
“Can you think of your daughter Bella, and sleep?” she disdainfully inquired.
To which he mildly answered, “Yes, I think I can, my dear.”
“Then,” said Mrs. Wilfer, with solemn indignation, “I would recommend you, if you have a human feeling, to retire to bed.”
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