I guess I all ready told you about that little trick I pulled on Johnny Alcock for a April Fool gag and at first he swelled up like a poison pup and wouldnât talk to me and said he wouldnât never rest till he got even. Well he finely got a real letter from the gal back home and she is still waiting for him yet so he feels OK again and I and him are on speaking turns again and I am glad to not be scraping with him because I donât never feel right unless I am pals with everybody but they canât nobody stay sore at me very long and even when some of the boys in baseball use to swell up when I pulled 1 of my gags on them it wouldnât last long because I would just smile at them and they would half to smile back and be pals and I always say that if a man canât take a joke he better take acid or something and make a corps out of himself instead of a monkey.
Your pal, Jack .
Somewheres in France, April 11.