N.Y. , July 29.
Friend Al : Well old pal here we are on the gay white way but they donāt nobody on this ball club feel gay and no wonder. In the 1st place to look at our club you would think we had just came back from the Marne as Gandil was left home in a hospital with appendix and Felsch is so lame that he canāt cover no more ground then where his dogs is parked and Cracker Schalk has to be wheeled up to the plate and back you might say and to cap off the climax I got stomach trouble from something I eat or something and wile I donāt pitch with my stomach a man canāt do themself justice when the old feed bag acts up.