Friend Al : Well Al I donât suppose you knew I was a detective but when it comes to being a dick it looks like I donât half to salute Wm. Burns or Shylock or none of them.
Seriously Al I come onto something today that may turn out to be something big and then again it may not but it looks like it was something big only of course it has got to be kept a secret till I get the goods on a certain bird and I wonât pull it till I have got him right and in that way he wonât suspect nothing until its to late. But I know you wouldnât breath a word about it and besides it wouldnât hurt nothing if you did because by the time you get this letter the whole thing will be over and this bird to who I refer will probably own a peace of land in France with a 2 ft. frontidge and 6 ft. deep. But you will wonder what am I trying to get at so maybe I better explain myself.