So Simon says “How can I get any more souvenirs when I haven’t no more jack to buy them and besides you birds haven’t no more to sell.” So Brady says “Souvenir Joe didn’t buy his collection but he went out and got them.” So Simon asked him where at and Brady told him this here Joe use to crall out in Nobody’s Land every night and pick up something and Simon says it was a wonder he didn’t get killed. So Brady says “How would he get killed as the trenchs over across the way was just as empty when he was here as they are now and Old 1 Legged Mike and his motorcycle was on the job then to, so Joe would wait till Mike had throwed a few flares on this section and then he would sneak out and get his souvenirs before Mike come back again on his rounds.”

Well then Simon asked him where the souvenirs was out there and Brady says they was in the different shell holes because most of Joe’s souvenirs was the insides of German shells that had exploded and they was the best kind of souvenirs as they wasn’t no chance of them being a fake.