A coster, however, taking his girl for a Sunday airing, seemed to have the same impression about himself. This person had flogged his donkey into a gallop alongside, and sat, upright as a waxwork, in his shallopy chariot, his chin settled pompously on a red handkerchief, like Swithinâs on his full cravat; while his girl, with the ends of a flyblown boa floating out behind, aped a woman of fashion. Her swain moved a stick with a ragged bit of string dangling from the end, reproducing with strange fidelity the circular flourish of Swithinâs whip, and rolled his head at his lady with a leer that had a weird likeness to Swithinâs primeval stare.
Though for a time unconscious of the lowly ruffianâs presence, Swithin presently took it into his head that he was being guyed. He laid his whiplash across the mareâs flank. The two chariots, however, by some unfortunate fatality continued abreast. Swithinâs yellow, puffy face grew red; he raised his whip to lash the costermonger, but was saved from so far forgetting his dignity by a special intervention of Providence. A carriage driving out through a gate forced phaeton and donkey-cart into proximity; the wheels grated, the lighter vehicle skidded, and was overturned.
Swithin did not look round. On no account would he have pulled up to help the ruffian. Serve him right if he had broken his neck!
But he could not if he would. The greys had taken alarm. The phaeton swung from side to side, and people raised frightened faces as they went dashing past. Swithinâs great arms, stretched at full length, tugged at the reins. His cheeks were puffed, his lips compressed, his swollen face was of a dull, angry red.
Irene had her hand on the rail, and at every lurch she gripped it tightly. Swithin heard her ask:
âAre we going to have an accident, Uncle Swithin?â
He gasped out between his pants: âItâs nothing; aâ âlittle fresh!â
âIâve never been in an accident.â
âDonât you move!â He took a look at her. She was smiling, perfectly calm. âSit still,â he repeated. âNever fear, Iâll get you home!â