āJust as you please; Iām sorry I canāt spare ye a tablecloth for a mattress, and itās a plaguy rough board hereāā āfeeling of the knots and notches. āBut wait a bit, Skrimshander; Iāve got a carpenterās plane there in the barā āwait, I say, and Iāll make ye snug enough.ā So saying he procured the plane; and with his old silk handkerchief first dusting the bench, vigorously set to planing away at my bed, the while grinning like an ape. The shavings flew right and left; till at last the plane-iron came bump against an indestructible knot. The landlord was near spraining his wrist, and I told him for heavenās sake to quitā āthe bed was soft enough to suit me, and I did not know how all the planing in the world could make eider down of a pine plank. So gathering up the shavings with another grin, and throwing them into the great stove in the middle of the room, he went about his business, and left me in a brown study.