Mirzoza was puzzled at these questions: however, she made this answer. “To be sure, one keeps a dog as a parrot or a canary bird. It may be ridiculous to set one’s heart on these animals; but there is nothing wonderful in having them: they sometimes amuse, and never injure. If they are caressed, ’tis because such caresses are of no consequence. Besides, do you believe, prince, that a lover is satisfied with a kiss, such as a woman bestows on her pug-dog?”

“Doubtless, I believe it,” says the Sultan. “By Jupiter the man must be very nice, who would not be satisfied.”

One of Mirzoza’s women, who had gain’d the good will of the Sultan and his favorite by sweetness of temper, good parts, and zeal, said: “These animals are inconvenient and nasty: they dirty one’s clothes, spoil the furniture, tear laces, and do more mischief in a quarter of an hour, than would be sufficient to throw the most faithful lady’s woman into disgrace: and yet they are kept.”