“Another time, while we were in the field, commanded by the great Sultan Erguebzed in person, and I, harassed by a forced march, was taking a nap in my tent, I thought I had the conclusion of an important affair to solicit in the divan: I went to appear before the council of regency: but you may judge how much I had reason to be surprised. I found the hall full of racks, troughs, mangers, and coops for fowls; in the great Seneschal’s easy chair I saw but an ox chewing the cud; in the Seraskier’s place, a Barbary sheep; on the Testesdar’s bench, an eagle with a hooked bill and long talons; instead of the Kiaja and Kadilesker, two large owls clothed in fur; and for Viziers, geese with peacocks tails. I presented my petition, and instantly heard a horrible racket, which awaked me.”

“Is that a dream of very difficult interpretation?” said Mangogul, “you had at that time some affair in the divan, and before you went thither, you took a walk to the Menagerie: but Signor Bloculocus, you tell me nothing concerning my dog’s head.”