“Not a penny!”
There was a respectful cough in the background.
“If I might make a suggestion, sir?”
Jeeves was standing on the horizon, looking devilish brainy.
“Go ahead, Jeeves!” I said.
“I would merely suggest, sir, that if Mr. Bickersteth is in need of a little ready money, and is at a loss to obtain it elsewhere, he might secure the sum he requires by describing the occurrences of this afternoon for the Sunday issue of one of the more spirited and enterprising newspapers.”
“By Jove!” I said.
“By George!” said Bicky.
“Great heavens!” said old Chiswick.
“Very good, sir,” said Jeeves.
Bicky turned to old Chiswick with a gleaming eye.
“Jeeves is right. I’ll do it! The Chronicle would jump at it. They eat that sort of stuff.”
Old Chiswick gave a kind of moaning howl.
“I absolutely forbid you, Francis, to do this thing!”
“That’s all very well,” said Bicky, wonderfully braced, “but if I can’t get the money any other way—”
“Wait! Er—wait, my boy! You are so impetuous! We might arrange something.”