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A collection of short stories featuring Jeeves and Wooster and the upperclass English life of the early 1900s.

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Jeeves and the Yuletide Spirit

“It merely crossed my mind, sir, that for a gentleman of your description Miss Wickham is not a suitable mate.”

“What do you mean by a gentleman of my description?”

“Well, sir⁠—”

“Jeeves!”

“I beg your pardon, sir. The expression escaped me inadvertently. I was about to observe that I can only asseverate⁠—”

“Only what?”

“I can only say that, as you have invited my opinion⁠—”

“But I didn’t.”

“I was under the impression that you desired to canvass my views on the matter, sir.”

“Oh? Well, let’s have them, anyway.”

“Very good, sir. Then, briefly, if I may say so, sir, though Miss Wickham is a charming young lady⁠—”

“There, Jeeves, you spoke an imperial quart. What eyes!”

“Yes, sir.”

“What hair!”

“Very true, sir.”

“And what espièglerie , if that’s the word I want.”

“The exact word, sir.”

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