parlourmaid she would have to sack her own, wouldn’t she?”
“Well?”
“Well, if she sacks her parlourmaid, it will mean that the chauffeur will quit. He’s in love with her.”
“With my aunt?”
“No, with the parlourmaid. And apparently he’s the only chauffeur your uncle has ever found who drives carefully enough for him.”
I gave it up. I had never imagined before that life below stairs was so frightfully mixed up with what these coves call the sex complex. The personnel of domestic staffs seemed to pair off like characters in a musical comedy.
“Oh!” I said. “Well, that being so, we do seem to be more or less stymied. That article will have to