âWhy, I donât know,â replied the little man coolly; âsaves time, I suppose. If itâs near dinnertime, the foreman takes out his watch when the jury has retired, and says, âDear me, gentlemen, ten minutes to five, I declare! I dine at five, gentlemen.â âSo do I,â says everybody else, except two men who ought to have dined at three and seem more than half disposed to stand out in consequence. The foreman smiles, and puts up his watch:â ââWell, gentlemen, what do we say, plaintiff or defendant, gentlemen? I rather think, so far as I am concerned, gentlemenâ âI say, I rather thinkâ âbut donât let that influence youâ âI rather think the plaintiffâs the man.â Upon this, two or three other men are sure to say that they think so tooâ âas of course they do; and then they get on very unanimously and comfortably. Ten minutes past nine!â said the little man, looking at his watch. âTime we were off, my dear sir; breach of promise trial-court is generally full in such cases. You had better ring for a coach, my dear sir, or we shall be rather late.â
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