“Such is my intention, Sir,” replied Mr. Tupman warmly. “And why not, sir?”

“Because, Sir,” said Mr. Pickwick, considerably excited⁠—“because you are too old, Sir.”

“Too old!” exclaimed Mr. Tupman.

“And if any further ground of objection be wanting,” continued Mr. Pickwick, “you are too fat, sir.”

“Sir,” said Mr. Tupman, his face suffused with a crimson glow, “this is an insult.”