âNo, he didnât, Sir,â replied Sam. âHe got a curiosity to go and taste the beer at a new public-house over the way, and it wos such a wery nice parlour, that he took it into his head to go there every night, which he did for a long time, always cominâ back regâlar about a quarter of an hour afore the gate shut, which was all wery snug and comfortable. At last he began to get so precious jolly, that he used to forget how the time vent, or care nothinâ at all about it, and he went on gettinâ later and later, till vun night his old friend wos just a-shuttinâ the gateâ âhad turned the key in factâ âwen he come up. âHold hard, Bill,â he says. âWot, ainât you come home yet, Tventy?â says the turnkey, âI thought you wos in, long ago.â âNo, I wasnât,â says the little man, with a smile. âWell, then, Iâll tell you wot it is, my friend,â says the turnkey, openinâ the gate wery slow and sulky, âitâs my âpinion as youâve got into bad company oâ late, which Iâm wery sorry to see. Now, I donât wish to do nothing harsh,â he says, âbut if you canât confine yourself to steady circles, and find your vay back at regâlar hours, as sure as youâre a-standinâ there, Iâll shut you out altogether!â The little man was seized vith a wiolent fit oâ tremblinâ, and never vent outside the prison walls artervards!â
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