Who’s hindering you? And off he pops like greased lightning.
―A new apostle to the gentiles, says the citizen. Universal love.
―Well, says John Wyse. Isn’t that what we’re told? Love your neighbours.
―That chap? says the citizen. Beggar my neighbour is his motto. Love, Moya! He’s a nice pattern of a Romeo and Juliet.
Love loves to love love. Nurse loves the new chemist. Constable 14 A loves Mary Kelly. Gerty MacDowell loves the boy that has the bicycle. M. B. loves a fair genteman. Li Chi Han lovey up kissy Cha Pu Chow. Jumbo, the elephant, loves Alice, the elephant. Old Mr Verschoyle with the ear trumpet loves old Mrs Verschoyle with the turnedin eye. The man in the brown macintosh loves a lady who is dead. His Majesty the King loves Her Majesty the Queen. Mrs Norman W. Tupper loves officer Taylor. You love a certain person. And this person loves that other person because everybody loves somebody but God loves everybody.
―Well, Joe, says I, your very good health and song. More power, citizen.
―Hurrah, there, says Joe.
―The blessing of God and Mary and Patrick on you, says the citizen.
And he ups with his pint to wet his whistle.
―We know those canters, says he, preaching and picking your pockets. What about sanctimonious Cromwell and his ironsides that put the women and children of Drogheda to the sword with the bible text God is love pasted round the mouth of his cannon? The bible! Did you read that skit in the United Irishman today about that Zulu chief that’s visiting England?