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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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With all this learning upon Noses running perpetually in my father’s fancy⁠⸺⁠with so many family prejudices⁠—and ten decads of such tales running on for ever along with them⁠⸺⁠how was it possible with such exquisite⁠⸺⁠was it a true nose?⁠⸺⁠That a man with such exquisite feelings as my father had, could bear the shock at all below stairs⁠⸺⁠or indeed above stairs, in any other posture, but the very posture I have described?

⸺⁠Throw yourself down upon the bed, a dozen times⁠⸺⁠taking care only to place a looking-glass first in a chair on one side of it, before you do it⁠—But was the stranger’s nose a true nose, or was it a false one?

To tell that beforehand, madam, would be to do injury to one of the best tales in the Christian-world; and that is the tenth of the tenth decad, which immediately follows this.

This tale, cried Slawkenbergius , somewhat exultingly, has been reserved by me for the concluding tale of my whole work; knowing right well, that when I shall have told it, and my reader shall have read it thro’⁠—’twould be even high time for both of us to shut up the book; inasmuch, continues Slawkenbergius , as I know of no tale which could possibly ever go down after it.

’Tis a tale indeed!

This sets out with the first interview in the inn at Lyons , when Fernandez left the courteous stranger and his sister Julia alone in her chamber, and is overwritten

Heavens! thou art a strange creature, Slawkenbergius! what a whimsical view of the involutions of the heart

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