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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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The anguish of my knee, continued the corporal, was excessive in itself; and the uneasiness of the cart, with the roughness of the roads, which were terribly cut up⁠—making bad still worse⁠—every step was death to me: so that with the loss of blood, and the want of care-taking of me, and a fever I felt coming on besides⁠⸺(Poor soul! said my uncle Toby )⁠⸺⁠all together, an’ please your honour, was more than I could sustain.

I was telling my sufferings to a young woman at a peasant’s house, where our cart, which was the last of the line, had halted; they had help’d me in, and the young woman had taken a cordial out of her pocket and dropp’d it upon some sugar, and seeing it had cheer’d me, she had given it me a second and a third time⁠⸺⁠So I was telling her, an’ please your honour, the anguish I was in, and was saying it was so intolerable to me, that I had much rather lie down upon the bed, turning my face towards one which was in the corner of the room⁠—and die, than go on⁠⸺⁠when, upon her attempting to lead me to it, I fainted away in her arms. She was a good soul! as your honour, said the corporal, wiping his eyes, will hear.

I thought love had been a joyous thing, quoth my uncle Toby .

’Tis the most serious thing, an’ please your honour (sometimes), that is in the world.

By the persuasion of the young woman, continued the corporal, the cart with the wounded men set off without me: she had assured them I should expire immediately if I was put into the cart. So when I came to myself⁠⸺⁠I found myself in a still quiet cottage, with no one but the young woman, and the peasant and his wife. I was laid across the bed in

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