After my father had debated the affair of the breeches with my mother,—he consulted Albertus Rubenius upon it; and Albertus Rubenius used my father ten times worse in the consultation (if possible) than even my father had used my mother: For as Rubenius had wrote a quarto express , De re Vestiaria Veterum ,—it was Rubenius’s business to have given my father some lights.—On the contrary, my father might as well have thought of extracting the seven cardinal virtues out of a long beard,—as of extracting a single word out of Rubenius upon the subject.
Upon every other article of ancient dress, Rubenius was very communicative to my father;—gave him a full and satisfactory account of
- The Toga, or loose gown.
- The Chlamys.
- The Ephod.
- The Tunica, or Jacket.
- The Synthesis.
- The Pænula.
- The Lacema, with its Cucullus.
- The Paludamentum.
- The Prætexta.
- The Sagum, or soldier’s jerkin.
- The Trabea: of which, according to Suetonius , there were three kinds.—
⸺But what are all these to the breeches? said my father.
Rubenius threw him down upon the counter all kinds of shoes which had been in fashion with the Romans .⸻