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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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⸺⁠Not in that place; said my uncle Toby ⁠⸺⁠

Though it was the most serious despair in nature to the corporal⁠—he could not forbear smiling.

The young Beguine , continued the corporal, perceiving it was of great service to me⁠—from rubbing for some time, with two fingers⁠—proceeded to rub at length, with three⁠—till by little and little she brought down the fourth, and then rubb’d with her whole hand: I will never say another word, an’ please your honour, upon hands again⁠—but it was softer than sattin⁠—

⸺⁠Prithee, Trim , commend it as much as thou wilt, said my uncle Toby ; I shall hear thy story with the more delight⁠⸺⁠The corporal thank’d his master most unfeignedly; but having nothing to say upon the Beguine’s hand but the same over again⁠⸺⁠he proceeded to the effects of it.

The fair Beguine , said the corporal, continued rubbing with her whole hand under my knee⁠—till I fear’d her zeal would weary her⁠⸺“I would do a thousand times more,” said she, “for the love of Christ”⁠⸺⁠In saying which, she pass’d her hand across the flannel, to the part above my knee, which I had equally complain’d of, and rubb’d it also.

I perceived, then, I was beginning to be in love⁠⸺⁠

As she continued rub-rub-rubbing⁠—I felt it spread from under her hand, an’ please your honour, to every part of my frame.⁠⸺⁠

The more she rubb’d, and the longer strokes she took⁠⸺⁠the more the fire kindled in my veins⁠⸺⁠till at length, by two or three strokes longer than the rest⁠⸺⁠my passion rose to the highest pitch⁠⸺⁠I seiz’d her hand⁠⸺⁠

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