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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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My father took a single turn across the room, then sat down, and finished the chapter.

The verbs auxiliary we are concerned in here, continued my father, are, am ; was ; have ; had ; do ; did ; make ; made ; suffer ; shall ; should ; will ; would ; can ; could ; owe ; ought ; used ; or is wont .⁠—And these varied with tenses, present , past , future , and conjugated with the verb see ,⁠—or with these questions added to them;⁠— Is it? Was it? Will it be? Would it be? May it be? Might it be? And these again put negatively, Is it not? Was it not? Ought it not? ⁠—Or affirmatively,⁠— It is ; It was ; It ought to be . Or chronologically,⁠— Has it been always? Lately? How long ago? ⁠—Or hypothetically,⁠— If it was? If it was not? What would follow?⁠⸺⁠If the French should beat the English? If the Sun go out of the Zodiac?

Now, by the right use and application of these, continued my father, in which a child’s memory should be exercised, there is no one idea can enter his brain, how barren soever, but a magazine of conceptions and conclusions may be drawn forth from it.⁠⸺⁠Didst thou ever see a white bear? cried my father, turning his head round to Trim , who stood at the back of his chair:⁠—No, an’ please your honour, replied the corporal.⁠⸺⁠But thou couldst discourse about one, Trim , said my father, in case of need?⁠—How is it possible, brother, quoth my uncle Toby , if the corporal never saw one?⁠⸺’Tis the fact I want, replied my father,⁠—and the possibility of it is as follows.

A white bear! Very well. Have I ever seen one? Might I ever have seen one? Am I ever to see one? Ought I ever to have seen one? Or can I ever see one?

Would I had seen a white bear! (for how can I imagine it?)

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