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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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To those who call vexations, vexations , as knowing what they are, there could not be a greater, than to be the best part of a day at Lyons , the most opulent and flourishing city in France , enriched with the most fragments of antiquity⁠—and not be able to see it. To be withheld upon any account, must be a vexation; but to be withheld by a vexation⁠⸺⁠must certainly be, what philosophy justly calls

Vexation upon Vexation .

I had got my two dishes of milk coffee (which by the by is excellently good for a consumption, but you must boil the milk and coffee together⁠—otherwise ’tis only coffee and milk)⁠—and as it was no more than eight in the morning, and the boat did not go off till noon, I had time to see enough of Lyons to tire the patience of all the friends I had in the world with it. I will take a walk to the cathedral, said I, looking at my list, and see the wonderful mechanism of this great clock of Lippius of Basil , in the first place⁠⸺⁠

Now, of all things in the world, I understand the least of mechanism⁠⸺⁠I have neither genius, or taste, or fancy⁠—and have a brain so entirely unapt for everything of that kind, that I solemnly declare I was never yet able to comprehend the principles of motion of a squirrel cage, or a common knife-grinder’s wheel⁠—though I have many an hour of my life look’d up with great devotion at the one⁠—and stood by with as much patience as any christian ever could do, at the other⁠⸺⁠

I’ll go see the surprising movements of this great clock, said I, the very first thing I do: and then I will pay a visit to the great library of the Jesuits, and procure, if possible, a sight of the thirty volumes of the general history of China , wrote (not in the Tartarean , but) in the Chinese language, and in the Chinese character too.

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