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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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My uncle Toby knew the corporal’s loyalty;⁠—otherwise the comparison was not at all to his mind⁠⸺⁠it did not altogether strike the corporal’s fancy when he had made it⁠⸺⁠but it could not be recall’d⁠⸺⁠so he had nothing to do, but proceed.

As the number of wounded was prodigious, and no one had time to think of anything but his own safety⁠—Though Talmash , said my uncle Toby , brought off the foot with great prudence⁠⸺⁠But I was left upon the field, said the corporal. Thou wast so; poor fellow! replied my uncle Toby ⁠⸺⁠So that it was noon the next day, continued the corporal, before I was exchanged, and put into a cart with thirteen or fourteen more, in order to be convey’d to our hospital.

There is no part of the body, an’ please your honour, where a wound occasions more intolerable anguish than upon the knee⁠⸺⁠

Except the groin; said my uncle Toby . An’ please your honour, replied the corporal, the knee, in my opinion, must certainly be the most acute, there being so many tendons and what-d’ye-call-’ems all about it.

It is for that reason, quoth my uncle Toby , that the groin is infinitely more sensible⁠⸺⁠there being not only as many tendons and what-d’ye-call-’ems (for I know their names as little as thou dost)⁠⸺⁠about it⁠⸺⁠but moreover * * *⁠⸺⁠

Mrs. Wadman , who had been all the time in her arbour⁠—instantly stopp’d her breath⁠—unpinn’d her mob at the chin, and stood up upon one leg⁠⸺⁠

The dispute was maintained with amicable and equal force betwixt my uncle Toby and Trim for some time; till Trim at length recollecting that he had often cried at his master’s sufferings, but never shed a tear at his own⁠—was for giving up the point, which my uncle Toby would not allow⁠⸺’Tis a proof of nothing, Trim , said he, but the generosity of thy temper⁠⸺⁠

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