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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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XXXIV

⸺⁠But it is an indubitable verity, continued I, addressing myself to the commissary, changing only the form of my asseveration⁠⸺⁠that I owe the king of France nothing but my goodwill; for he is a very honest man, and I wish him all health and pastime in the world⁠⸺⁠

Pardonnez moi ⁠—replied the commissary, you are indebted to him six livres four sous, for the next post from hence to St. Fons , in your route to Avignon ⁠—which being a post royal, you pay double for the horses and postillion⁠—otherwise ’twould have amounted to no more than three livres two sous⁠⸺⁠

⸺⁠But I don’t go by land; said I.

⸺⁠You may if you please; replied the commissary⁠⸺⁠

Your most obedient servant⁠⸺⁠said I, making him a low bow⁠⸺⁠

The commissary, with all the sincerity of grave good breeding⁠—made me one, as low again.⁠⸺⁠I never was more disconcerted with a bow in my life.

⸺⁠The devil take the serious character of these people! quoth I⁠—(aside) they understand no more of irony than this⁠⸺⁠

The comparison was standing close by with his panniers⁠—but something seal’d up my lips⁠—I could not pronounce the name⁠—

Sir, said I, collecting myself⁠—it is not my intention to take post⁠⸺⁠

—But you may⁠—said he, persisting in his first reply⁠—you may take post if you choose⁠⸺⁠

—And I may take salt to my pickled herring, said I, if I choose⁠⸺⁠

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